I am a hip cool cat. I have drawers full of lensless glasses and I use hearing aids as a fashion accessory. I am pretty deep, like a puddle. I ride a well armoured unicorn to work and I shit sparkles, I don’t know why, it’s a little embarrassing but it is what it is.
Truthfully, there isn’t much you need to know other than I have stitches in my head from walking into a ladder at work and I have had my thumb virtually sewn back on after sawing it off camping. I have problems with both occupation and recreation.