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I am a hip cool cat.  I have drawers full of lensless glasses and I use hearing aids as a fashion accessory.  I am pretty deep, like a puddle.  I ride a well armoured unicorn to work and I shit sparkles, I don’t know why, it’s a little embarrassing but it is what it is.

Truthfully, there isn’t much you need to know other than I have stitches in my head from walking into a ladder at work and I have had my thumb virtually sewn back on after sawing it off camping.  I have problems with both occupation and recreation.

This is Flower, from Bambie. Flower is likely dead. Blame her mother.

This is Flower, from Bambie. Flower is likely dead. Blame her mother.

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